Here is a nice little casserole that sounds like it won’t work but definitely does. Give it a try and Nate will thank you.




  • 1lb Cubed Chicken
  • 1lb Breakfast Sausage
  • 1 package of lipton soup mix
  • 1 cup white rice
  • 3 stalks of celery (chopped)
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1 package slivered almonds


  • Cook chicken, set that shit aside
  • Cook sausage, onion, and celery
  • Add chicken to sausage mixture
  • Cook rice with 1 cup of water to 1 cup of rice. Add lipton mix to rice while cooking.
  • Combine rice to chicken/sausage mixture
  • Put in pan and top with slivered almonds
  • Bake at 350 for 20 minutes
  • Re-read these instructions because they might be confusing as shit and most likely you are like “what? Seriously? That is going to taste like a crap sandwich.” Well… negative Nancy… it tastes great. Give it a try. You might just learn a great recipe. Or don’t you lazy microwave dinner eating bastard. Just kidding we love you!

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