Holy Crap is really the only name that fits these delicious pepperoni bastards.

 

 

The pictures should pretty much explain the procedure, but if you really need a list, here you go.

Ingredients:

  • 1 bag of pepperoni
  • 1 can of crescent rolls
  • 1 bag of mozzarella string cheese sticks
  • marinara sauce
  • an attitude of positivity

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to whatever is on the crescent roll directions
  2. Unroll rolls into the ready made triangles
  3. Cover those bastards with pepperoni
  4. Put a 1/2 of string cheese stick
  5. Roll it up, light it up, cook it up (according to crescent roll directions)
  6. If they make it to the table, serve with marinara sauce in a fancy serving dish you got for your wedding but never use because it takes up too much room in the cabinets and a paper plate does just as good with no cleanup.

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