White Bean and Steak Pizza

Here is a different take on pizza. If you are looking for something different… maybe your old pizza is a lying slut and you need a change, well pick yourself up, go buy a new outfit, and try this life changing pizza. Ingredients: Pizza crust (you can either make your…

Holy Crap Pepperoni App

Holy Crap is really the only name that fits these delicious pepperoni bastards.     The pictures should pretty much explain the procedure, but if you really need a list, here you go. Ingredients: 1 bag of pepperoni 1 can of crescent rolls 1 bag of mozzarella string cheese sticks…

Portobello Pizza

  Portobello Pizza is one healthy and delicious bastard.

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Different and tasty. Nice. Ingredients: 1 cup cooked, riced cauliflower 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese 1 egg, beaten 1 tsp dried oregano 1/2 tsp crushed garlic 1/2 tsp garlic salt olive oil Pizza sauce, shredded cheese and your choice of toppings. Directions: Preheat oven to 450…

Big & Cheesy Pepperoni Pockets

Enjoy these cheesy pepperoni hand pies made using Pillsbury® Big & Flaky dinner rolls – a delicious dinner that’s ready in 25 minutes. Makes a great dinner and a perfect lunch. Dip in ranch if you are feeling saucy!   Ingredients 1 can (12 oz) Pillsbury® Grands ®! Big &…

Pizza Pinwheels

Here is a tasty little bastard great for an app or suck it up and eat a few for dinner. Ingredients 1 cup Gold Medal® Self-Rising Flour 1/2 teaspoon granulated white sugar pinch of salt (whatever the shit that means) 2/3 cup 2% Greek Yogurt 3 tablespoons prepared pesto 3/4…

Mini Zucchini Pizzas

Mini Zucchini Pizzas are tasty little bastards. Pizzas with a healthy undertone. Shit yeah.

Fried Mozzarella Pepperoni Egg Rolls

FRIED MOZZARELLA PEPPERONI EGG ROLLS!!!

Margherita Pizza

Ingredients 1 refrigerated pizza crust (generic version)($2.28/can) 1 T. canola oil (generic version)(staple item) 1/4 tsp. minced garlic (staple item) 3-4 large fresh basil leaves, cut into strips (grown in our herb garden) 2 small tomatoes, thinly sliced (grown in our vegetable garden) 4 oz. mozzarella cheese, finely shredded ($1.50/8…