Banana Daiquiri To Put You On Your Ass

Sometimes you have to leave that all inclusive vacation on the beach. And sometimes you want to remember those great days with a frozen drink like they make on the islands. Well here is one for the banana daiquiri. Only this time don’t drink 10 of them and pass out…

Beer Margaritas

It is summer and you are craving a little pick me up. Or the kids have been driving you nuts and you need something to cool you down. Or there is a new girl in town and you need a drink to wow her. Or any other reason is good…

Mermaid Water

You will not need to go to the liquor store and buy 900 bottles of booze just to make this drink. Easy ingredients, easy process, easily loose your head and streak the quad at 2am. Man, college was fun. Ingredients: Lime Slices 2oz Spiced Run 1 oz Coconut Rum 6…

Apple Cider Floats

You have heard of the standard (boring) root beer floats. Well let us introduce you to its crazy cousin that comes around at Christmas with a new boyfriend and a new tattoo every year… The Apple Cider Float.   Ingredients 1 cup ginger ale 1/2 cup apple cider 1-2 scoops…

Berry Green Smoothie

Ingredients: 1 cup spinach leaves 1/2 cup frozen blueberries 1/2 cup frozen raspberries 1 ripe banana 1/2 cup milk 2 tablespoons old fashioned oats 1 tablespoon sugar, or more, to taste   Directions: Combine spinach, blueberries, raspberries, banana, milk, oats, sugar and 1 cup ice in blender until smooth. Serve…

Purple Eye Punch

Here is an interesting little bastard called Purple Eye Punch… and very tasty. Definitely some interesting ingredients in this awesome drink, but nothing impossible to find. Hint… The Black Currant juice can be found at Trader Joe’s.

Mint Limeade

A nice little drink, for nice people… or for bastards. Either way.

Pregnant Punch

Named after the punch my wife would drink on New Years Eve because she was knocked up. However, for the non pregnant bastards, this goes great with some vodka. Ingredients 1 1/4 cups white sugar 3 cups water 1 package strawberry flavored jello mix 1/2 can pineapple juice (46oz can)…

Holiday Coffee Flavored Drink

Holiday Drinkā€¦ This 5-star drink will open your eyes to all the delicious ways to enjoy your yoffee, chocolate, and booze. perfect for winter while relaxing at home. It is simple and creative all at the same time. It should be illegal it is so good.

Hot Caramel Apple Cider

A great alcoholic drink on a cold day! If you’re having a leaf-raking party or Halloween bash, this cider recipe is a must. Of course, you don’t have to save it for October. We recommend serving this comforting Hot Caramel Apple Cider all autumn long!