White Bean and Steak Pizza

Here is a different take on pizza. If you are looking for something different… maybe your old pizza is a lying slut and you need a change, well pick yourself up, go buy a new outfit, and try this life changing pizza. Ingredients: Pizza crust (you can either make your…

Mario’s Grandma’s Meatball Recipe

Need a meatball and tomato sauce recipe from an old lady in Italy. Here you go you picky bastards. Note: You can fry the meatballs or bake them. To test these, we baked them, but to fry, heat 1/2 an inch of vegetable oil in a cast-iron pan over medium-high…

Crock Pot Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa

Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa. Your party will not be off the heezy fo sheezy. Ingredients 2 cups ketchup 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce 2 tsp Creole mustard 1 tsp hot sauce 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup bourbon 2 lbs kielbasa, cut into 1/2 inch rounds…

Crock Pot Steak Fajitas

Steak Fajitas for the crock pot. After 6-8 hours you have perfectly shreddable steak fajitas and they are mouth-watering. It will take some set up but around dinner, you can relax like the lazy POS you internally are. Ingredients 1 2 1/2 lb. flank steak 1/4 c. McCormick Sweet &…

Slow Cooker Orange Shredded Beef

Slow Cooker Orange Shredded Beef is easy and very good. Will you feel like you time traveled to Japan for this dish. Shit no. But it is worth a try anyways. Ingredients 2.5 pound boneless beef chuck shoulder roast The juice from one navel orange (about 1/4 cup), pulp removed…

100% Ribeye Winner

Cooking a delicious Ribeye steak can be a mystery. Luckily the good folks at Yahoo put together a nice little video for our dumb ass to easily follow.

New England Cabbage Bake

Picture this…you are at home, in a cozy recliner, the fire is on, and the lady has that come hither look in her eye… Eat this dish for energy and then do what you must. Ingredients: 3 small potatoes, sliced thinly 1/2 cup onion, chopped (don’t be a pussy and…

Nachos Recipe For Morons

Nacho Directions For Morons: 1. Smack yourself in the head because who the hell needs a recipe for nachos. 2. Add a combination of the following onto tortillas chips… ground beef (maybe with some taco seasoning), chicken, pulled pork, cheese (Mexican or otherwise) tomatoes, lettuce, black olives, re-fried beans, onion,…

Meatloaf Rolled with Greens

Meatloaf Rolled with Greens is a great dish to show those bastard house guests you know how to cook and they can suck it.

Cincinnati Chili

Headed to the Great American Ballpark? Want to tailgate for the Bengals? Make a batch of this and you might just have all of those lovely Cincinnati ladies all over you. Ingredients: 2 pounds lean ground beef Salt 1 6-oz. can tomato paste 2 onions, finely chopped 2 cloves garlic,…