Mac-n-Cheese Bowls

It’s a scientific fact that if you make any dish (quiche, pizza, bacon and eggs) in a muffin tin, the deliciousness factor doubles. Start with a simple as shit recipe for macaroni and cheese, scoop into muffin tins, top with bad ass crumbs, and bake. Ingredients 1 tablespoon melted butter,…

Pickle Poppers

Looking for a creative appetizer for your next party. Are jalapenos a little too spicy for your weak and puny pallet? Then look no further than these pickle poppers.   Ingredients: 6 kosher dill pickles 1 cup cheddar & horseradish pub cheese softened cream cheese would also work well 6…

White Bean and Steak Pizza

Here is a different take on pizza. If you are looking for something different… maybe your old pizza is a lying slut and you need a change, well pick yourself up, go buy a new outfit, and try this life changing pizza. Ingredients: Pizza crust (you can either make your…

Crispy Jalapeno Fritters with Mint Chutney

Bring home the heat and a numb ass tongue from an Indian street fair with these crispy jalapeño fritters. Drink a lot of beer when eating these. So the combination should be eat, eat, beer, eat, beer, eat, eat, beer, beer, beer, eat, beer on repeat. For the Fritters: 7…

Crock Pot Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa

Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa. Your party will not be off the heezy fo sheezy. Ingredients 2 cups ketchup 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce 2 tsp Creole mustard 1 tsp hot sauce 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup bourbon 2 lbs kielbasa, cut into 1/2 inch rounds…

Inside Out Caramel Apples

Inside Out Caramel Apples for dessert, breakfast, or a main dish for the ballsy. Will we judge you if you eat these for dinner. Yes… But who cares. Ingredients 3 whole Large Granny Smith Apples (or Any Apple Of Your Choice) 1 whole Large Lemon 2 cups Caramel Squares, Unwrapped…

Ranch Chicken Rollups

Ranch chicken roll-ups are currently a super secret recipe. Only make these for people who won’t tell others. If word gets out, we will see these on every stupid ass bar menu in America. Lets hold off on that. Ingredients 8 chicken tenders, either precooked or cut from chicken breast…

Me Love You Long Time Dip

Sweet & Sour Chinese Dip… Me love this dip long time. Me will now share this recipe with you. Also, that might have sounded a tad stereotypical of an Asian individual speaking English but we did not mean it in a negative way. jut tying to be funny…. which we…

Cauliflower Breadsticks

Cauliflower Breadsticks are made for healthy bastards who want their food to taste good. There is a little prep work with these bitches, but it will be worth it. Ingredients 1 head cauliflower, large (7″ – 8″ wide) 1/4 cup egg whites 1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping) Mozzarella/Tex…

Holy Crap Pepperoni App

Holy Crap is really the only name that fits these delicious pepperoni bastards.     The pictures should pretty much explain the procedure, but if you really need a list, here you go. Ingredients: 1 bag of pepperoni 1 can of crescent rolls 1 bag of mozzarella string cheese sticks…