Mac-n-Cheese Bowls
It’s a scientific fact that if you make any dish (quiche, pizza, bacon and eggs) in a muffin tin, the deliciousness factor doubles. Start with a simple as shit recipe for macaroni and cheese, scoop into muffin tins, top with bad ass crumbs, and bake. Ingredients 1 tablespoon melted butter,…
Pickle Poppers
Looking for a creative appetizer for your next party. Are jalapenos a little too spicy for your weak and puny pallet? Then look no further than these pickle poppers. Ingredients: 6 kosher dill pickles 1 cup cheddar & horseradish pub cheese softened cream cheese would also work well 6…
Crispy Jalapeno Fritters with Mint Chutney
Bring home the heat and a numb ass tongue from an Indian street fair with these crispy jalapeño fritters. Drink a lot of beer when eating these. So the combination should be eat, eat, beer, eat, beer, eat, eat, beer, beer, beer, eat, beer on repeat. For the Fritters: 7…
Crock Pot Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa
Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa. Your party will not be off the heezy fo sheezy. Ingredients 2 cups ketchup 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce 2 tsp Creole mustard 1 tsp hot sauce 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup bourbon 2 lbs kielbasa, cut into 1/2 inch rounds…
Crock Pot Japanese Onion Soup
Crock Pot Japanese Onion Soup. Simple and a tasty bastard. Ingredients: 2 Medium Carrots 2 Medium Celery Stalks 2 Garlic Cloves, Smashed 6 C. Reduced Sodium Fat Free Chicken Broth 1 Medium Onion, Wedges 8 Oz. Mushrooms, Sliced 4 Green Onions, Sliced (Optional Garnish) Directions: Place everything but the…
Cream Potatoes
A simple potato side dish. And FYI, simple doesn’t mean gross. You can still have tasty and simple in the same dish. Open your mind NEO. Ingredients 5 lbs baking potatoes 1½ sticks butter kosher salt freshly ground black pepper flour 2 quarts heavy cream Instructions Preheat the oven…
Me Love You Long Time Dip
Sweet & Sour Chinese Dip… Me love this dip long time. Me will now share this recipe with you. Also, that might have sounded a tad stereotypical of an Asian individual speaking English but we did not mean it in a negative way. jut tying to be funny…. which we…
Roasted Garlic Parmesan Cauliflower
A healthy side dish… The good news is after eating this you won’t feel bad when you tank that carton of ice cream late night while watching Golden Girls reruns. Ingredients 1 large head of cauliflower (6-7″ dia) , separated into florets 3 TBS olive oil 1 clove garlic, minced…
Cauliflower Breadsticks
Cauliflower Breadsticks are made for healthy bastards who want their food to taste good. There is a little prep work with these bitches, but it will be worth it. Ingredients 1 head cauliflower, large (7″ – 8″ wide) 1/4 cup egg whites 1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping) Mozzarella/Tex…
Holy Crap Pepperoni App
Holy Crap is really the only name that fits these delicious pepperoni bastards. The pictures should pretty much explain the procedure, but if you really need a list, here you go. Ingredients: 1 bag of pepperoni 1 can of crescent rolls 1 bag of mozzarella string cheese sticks…
