Apple Streusel Pancake Bars

Breakfast or dessert, we are always looking for a different take on a standard meal. Well we think we uncovered the lost city of Atlantis with this breakfast exploration. Apple Streusel Pancake Bars. Land ho! Ingredients: For the pancake bars: 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon…

Swiss Chard & Egg Breakfast Casserole

Healthy swiss chard & egg casserole can make your morning bright. So get your ass out of bed and make this thing for your family. Ingredients a bit of olive oil, for the pan, to cook the mushrooms 1 cup sliced cremini mushrooms 4-5 large chard leaves, stems removed, leaves…

Berry Green Smoothie

Ingredients: 1 cup spinach leaves 1/2 cup frozen blueberries 1/2 cup frozen raspberries 1 ripe banana 1/2 cup milk 2 tablespoons old fashioned oats 1 tablespoon sugar, or more, to taste   Directions: Combine spinach, blueberries, raspberries, banana, milk, oats, sugar and 1 cup ice in blender until smooth. Serve…

Jalapeño, Sausage, Jack, and Egg Breakfast Braid

Who wants cereal for breakfast? Not this hombre. For a creative substitute try this awesome Jalapeño, Sausage, Jack, and Egg Breakfast Braid. Get your day started right to go cash checks and snap necks. Ingredients   1 (13.8-ounce) can refrigerated pizza crust dough Cooking spray 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/4…

Green Beans with Almond Pesto and an Egg

Here is a little creative side dish if you are looking for something different. Ingredients: Sea salt 1/2 pound green beans, trimmed 1 large clove garlic 1 cup lightly packed fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves 1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1/3 cup blanched almonds, toasted and coarsely chopped 1 egg  …

Carrot Cake Oatmeal

Shit Yeah. Carrot Cake Oatmeal.

Blueberry Breakfast Grilled Cheese

Yep, this is how we do it on Tasty Bastard. Breakfast of champions, athletes, and drunkards alike.

Stuffed Breakfast Bubble Biscuits

Here is a morning treat for your bastard family when your are in a hurry and those lazy SOB’s need something they can heat up quick and it is still filling and much better for them then the frozen and store bought shit. Just stuffed breakfast bubble biscuits.

Mediterranean Breakfast Sandwich

Is this breakfast sandwich badass? Yes.

Broadway Diner Stretch

So if you are familiar with the University of Missouri and have spent any considerable time in Columbia, then you have no doubt heard about, or tried, the famous “Stretch” at the Broadway Diner. It is a right-of-passage for students and a beautiful reminder of lost times for alumni. And…