Here is a different take on pizza. If you are looking for something different… maybe your old pizza is a lying slut and you need a change, well pick yourself up, go buy a new outfit, and try this life changing pizza.


  • Pizza crust (you can either make your own from scratch or buy the powder or pre-made ones)
  • 1 can northern white beans (Cook these in vegetable stock and garlic)
  • Pesto (We use a packet. Feel free to make your own you damn over achiever)
  • 1 Flat iron steak
  • 1 TBSP Lemon Juice
  • 1 TBSP Olive Oil
  • 1/2 tsp Roasted garlic
  • 1/2 tsp Dried Thyme
  • 1/4 tsp Black Pepper
  • 1/4 tsp Salt
  • 1 Tomato (chopped)
  • 1/2 Red onion
  • Basil


  • Marinade steak (for up to a day) in soy sauce, ginger, green onions, lime juice and crushed red pepper
  • Get Pizza crust ready
  • Preheat oven to 375

For Bean Paste

  • Cook white beans in vegetable stock and garlic
  • Cook red onion until soft
  • In a blender, add the cooked beans, lemon juice, olive oil, roasted garlic, thyme, pepper and salt. Blend that shit.

Putting that Pizza Together

  • Layer on pesto
  • Layer on bean paste
  • Add tomato and onion
  • Cook for 10 minutes, add steak, then cook 10 more minutes
  • (Optional) add fresh basil before serving