Yep, this is how we do it on Tasty Bastard. Breakfast of champions, athletes, and drunkards alike.


  • 8 slices sandwich bread
  • 4 ounces cream cheese, softened
  • 1 Tablespoon powdered sugar
  • 2 Tablespoon butter
  • 0.75 cup frozen blueberries, thawed


Mix together cream cheese and powdered sugar.  Heat skillet over medium heat.  Butter a slice of bread on one side and place butter side down in skillet.  On the inside of that slice of bread, spread the cream cheese mixture.  Top with blueberries.  Place a second slice of bread on top of the blueberries.  Butter the outside of the slice of bread.  Cook on one side for 5 minutes and then flip.  Cook for another 3 minutes until bread is golden brown.  Remove from heat and repeat with the rest of the bread.

Freezing Directions:

After cooking, allow those bastard sandwiches to cool.  Wrap each sandwich individually with plastic wrap and place into a gallon freezer bag.  Label and freeze.  To serve: reheat in microwave for 30 seconds.