• 1 cup vegetable oil
  • 1/3 cup soy sauce
  • 1/3 cup red wine vinegar
  • 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
  • 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 tablespoons Dijon-style prepared mustard
  • 1 onion, sliced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced


  1. In a medium bowl, combine the oil, soy sauce, vinegar, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, ground black pepper, mustard, onion, and garlic. Mix together well, and use to marinate your favorite meat.
  2. Turn on that damn grill, and grill the shit out of that bastard.
  3. Revel in the applause your minions will give.
  4. Tell them you will do it again… if they are lucky.
  5. Remember John Candy in all his greatness.