Apple Streusel Pancake Bars

Breakfast or dessert, we are always looking for a different take on a standard meal. Well we think we uncovered the lost city of Atlantis with this breakfast exploration. Apple Streusel Pancake Bars. Land ho! Ingredients: For the pancake bars: 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon…

Cauliflower Pasta with Gorgonzola

Might sound strange… Might be a little different than your standard TV dinner that you eat 3 times a week… might be good to live outside of the damn food box and try something new.   INGREDIENTS: Salt 3 cups cauliflower florets, cut into generous bite-size pieces 4 tablespoons butter…

Apple Cider Floats

You have heard of the standard (boring) root beer floats. Well let us introduce you to its crazy cousin that comes around at Christmas with a new boyfriend and a new tattoo every year… The Apple Cider Float.   Ingredients 1 cup ginger ale 1/2 cup apple cider 1-2 scoops…

White Bean and Steak Pizza

Here is a different take on pizza. If you are looking for something different… maybe your old pizza is a lying slut and you need a change, well pick yourself up, go buy a new outfit, and try this life changing pizza. Ingredients: Pizza crust (you can either make your…

Crispy Jalapeno Fritters with Mint Chutney

Bring home the heat and a numb ass tongue from an Indian street fair with these crispy jalapeño fritters. Drink a lot of beer when eating these. So the combination should be eat, eat, beer, eat, beer, eat, eat, beer, beer, beer, eat, beer on repeat. For the Fritters: 7…

Mario’s Grandma’s Meatball Recipe

Need a meatball and tomato sauce recipe from an old lady in Italy. Here you go you picky bastards. Note: You can fry the meatballs or bake them. To test these, we baked them, but to fry, heat 1/2 an inch of vegetable oil in a cast-iron pan over medium-high…

Roasted Broccoli Grilled Cheese

Sometimes a normal grilled cheese can be flat out boring. Like kissing your grandma. Well try this little concoction known as a Roasted Broccoli Grilled Cheese. It add funk, flavor, and a little kick ass.   Ingredients: Florets from 1 medium head broccoli (about 1/2 pound), chopped small 2 tablespoons…

Crock Pot Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa

Spicy Barbecue Kielbasa. Your party will not be off the heezy fo sheezy. Ingredients 2 cups ketchup 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce 2 tsp Creole mustard 1 tsp hot sauce 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup bourbon 2 lbs kielbasa, cut into 1/2 inch rounds…

Chicken Caesar Wraps in the Crock Pot

Chicken Caesar Wraps in the Crock Pot might seem a little off the wall. But trust us on this one. It might take a little preparation at the beginiing of the day, but dinner time will go great and you will be labeled “Best damn cook this side of the…

Honey Sesame Crock Pot Chicken

Honey Sesame Crock Pot Chicken. A little prep work and a few hours later, you have a meal that will fill your stomach and dominate your taste buds. Ingredients 2 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts (or thighs) salt and pepper ¾ cup honey ½ cup low-sodium soy sauce ½ cup…